#this band literally can’t fucken dance #i s2g#look at niall fucken things up because he’s left landed#and wow zayn congrats he must have practiced all week sobfbsfsknfs#so much gusto louis #liam why are you bouncing in twice#and lol fuck off harry i don’t want to talk about ut #I HFBSJATEE THIS ABNFNNDNDND
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
It gets even better when you realize that was his entire strategy.
"I was the oldest bloke in the field and I knew that, skating four races back to back, I wasn’t going to have any petrol left in the tank. So there was no point in getting there and mixing it up because I was going to be in last place anyway. So I might as well stay out of the way and be in last place and hope that some people get tangled up."
this is how i get through life